Stars. Can't do it.
THIS IS NOT A SAFE-FOR-WORK BLOG! There is porn! Lots of porn! You have been warned!

I'm John. I write things, I manip things, I make gifs, and I reblog a LOT of Fandom stuff, especially Sherlock and SPN.

I ship Johnlock, as well as Johniarty (my OTP), but I promise you I will never send you hate for having a different ship. I tag everything, too!

fiftyshadesof-ofmiceandmen:

ask-rainy-water-princess:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

I take it you don’t have anxiety.

You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. 

You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.

I want that comment on flyers so I can hang them in my school

tags » me ·

adling:

Oh, dear God. Look at the poor man. You don’t actually think I was interested in you…? Why? Because you’re the great Sherlock Holmes, the clever detective in the funny hat? 

tags » irene ·
tags » personal ·

emmaz0n:

did i tell you i get to illustrate a story? i do! its a coffee shop au written by houseofhannibal, and this is the illustration for the first chapter! i want to become an illustrator someday so this is amazing for me :)

lostconner:

Today, my roomate told me that the porn fics I read were actually all his works. FML.

tags » johnlock ·
Track: no scrubs
Artist: bastille
Plays: 1088427

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

tags » music ·

botanycameos:

Huh, I was looking at pics of Khan and my hand slipped again.

It’s up to your imagination whether this is sexy bondage with his lover, or whether it’s a new Starfleet standard for binding their prisoners… XD;;

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Now in Theaters and IMAX.

tags » sassvengers ·

Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.

milkbubble:

"Sherlock is a girl’s name."

tags » johnlock ·
viwan themes